You know that you are the parent of a toddler when...

1. You respond to the fictitious names of Sally, Chick Hicks, Diesel, Lightening McQueen, etc.
2. You know Thomas and all of his friends.
3. When you finally get a night out with your spouse, you find that you talk about your kids' bowel movements.
4. Elmo's Potty Time is up next on your Netflix queue.
5. You catch yourself over-annunciating and using simple words when talking to your spouse.
6. pbskids.org is bookmarked.
7. A large portion of the food you consume is partially eaten and/or has been sitting on a small plate for a while.
8. You find yourself humming or whistling toddler tunes at work.
9. You get really excited when you see someone dressed up as a Sesame Street or Disney character because you know that your kid will give a great reaction.

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